[A post I made on the Geeknights forum]
It seems the University of Victoria in Canada is being overrun with bunnies.
Heh…I totally should have gone there for college! That’s like my dream, to be surrounded by bunnies running around me everyday. However, I feel kinda bad. I think they should probably start a sterilization fund to prevent the super overpopulation that’s beginning.
Oh, but I love bunnies. If I was rich, I would have a bunny shelter and play with abandoned rabbits every day. I think that I’d also make a school for orphans and abandoned children. It would be next to the bunny shelter and the kids could go over and pet the bunnies and learn to be nice to animals. I would get good teachers to teach them maths and science and arts and computers. The cafeteria would have good fresh bread and milk. There would be lots of trees.
*Emily is off in fantasy land…never mind her*
[Sonic's Song]
In Emily’s fantasy land…
[Emily]
“Oh world, you made many, many poor bunnies.
I realize, of course, that there’s no such thing as too many bunnies.
But it’s no good if they have no place to go!
So, what would have been so terrible if I had a small fortune?”
*”Bunny Land”
Sung to the tune of “If I Were a Rich Man”*
If I were a rich girl,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bunny bunny deedle deedle dum.
All day long I’d pet some bunny fur
If I were a wealthy girl.
They wouldn’t have to look hard.
To find a carrot or a scrap of lettuce in garbage can.
If I were a little bitty rich,
I’d implement my bunny plan.
I’d buy a great big lot with gardens by the dozen,
to feed my little bunny town.
And a hundred little hutches just in case of rain.
There would be bunny spa’s and bunny massages;
Oh it would be such a sight!
Live webcams to watch the bunnies day or night!
I’d bring in little kids from all ’round the world
to learn and play with buns all day
I’d have them taught all the skills that are in demand
For equal parts of math and art and science
and of course bunny care
would make their adult lives easier to bear…
If I were a rich girl,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bunny bunny deedle deedle dum.
All day long I’d pet some bunny fur
If I were a wealthy girl.
They would play all day long.
Munching carrots and lots of other veggie snacks.
If I were just a little rich,
I could fund my bunny plan.
Oh! If I were just a little rich,
I could fund my bunny plan….
